Trump’s cons… there’s more than 34!
- concentric – his estimation of personal wealth counting pennies as dollars
- concession – (con’s session) – his time in office (vs. prison)
- concludin’ – (con clued-in) – when he realized what everyone else was talking about
- concoct – (con cocked) – he prepared to fire a gun
- concourses – (con courses) – his golf venues
- concrete – (con Crete) – another island he may want
- concur – (con cur) – his only friend (it’s nasty too)
- concurrent – (con current) – what he would get in the electric chair
- concuss – (con cuss) – him swearing
- condemn – (connned ’em) – what he thought to himself after swindling someone
- condenser – (con denser) – his comparative acuity, an apt description
- condescending – (con descending) – him coming down the stairs
- condition – (con dishin’) – serving himself food… or him gossiping
- condor – (con door) – how he’ll get into his cell
- conduces – (con deuces) – his # 2’s
- conductor – (con ducked ‘er) – how he dodged that bullet
- conduit – (“con…do it!”) – others egging him on
- confederate – (con fed her it) – lies he told women
- confer – (con fur) – his winter coat
- confessor – (con fesser) – what he’ll say on his day of reckoning
- confide – (con ‘fied’) – a mild expletive from him
- configure – (con figure) – his potato shaped body
- confirm – (con firm) – what he lacks on tariff decisions
- conflict – (con flicked) – how he got rid of his boogers
- conform – (con form) – his pudgy body
- confraternity – (con fraternity) – his republican confederates
- confront – (con front) – the persona he shows in pursuing a Nobel
- confusing – (con fusing) – him trying to put things together
- congenial – (con genial) – see confront
- congenital – (con genital) – it’s barely visible on South Park
- conger – (con grrr) – his growl
- congested – (con jested) – his attempt at humour
- conjugal – (con juggle) – his circus act
- conjuncture – (con juncture) – where it all came together for him
- conjuror – (con juror) – those that would convict him
- connect – (con necked) – his foreplay with Stormy
- connoisseur – (con…”No Sir!”) – what he had to say in military school
- connotations – (con notations) – what he jots down
- connote – (con note) – his bit coin variation
- conquest – (con quest) – how he feels about his Stormy encounter
- conscript – (con’s script) – his written talking points
- consensuality – (con’s sensuality) – doesn’t exist
- consensus – (con’s census) – his take on poll numbers
- consequence – (con’s sequins) – the glitter on his ballroom outfit
- consider – (con’s sitter) – what his childhood nanny could now be called
- consigns – (con signs) – him endorsing a document
- consist – (con cyst) – that growth on top of his neck
- console – (con soul) – what he lacks
- consort – (con’s sort) – his confederates
- conspectus – (“con’s picked us!”) – his new ICE employee’s jubilant cry
- conspire – (con’s pyre) – the bonfire of his vanities
- constable – (con stable) – what he paid the psychologist to classify him as
- constant – (con’s stent) – what his arteries need
- consternation – (con’s stern nation) – to him…China
- constrain – (con’s strain) – his difficult bowel movement
- constrictor – (con’s tricked ‘er) – what others said when he successfully lied to a woman
- construe – (con’s true) – really…false
- consume – (“con… sue ‘em”) – his direction from others about legal counsel
- consume – I should have “s around the definition, i.e. (“Con…sue ’em!”),
- contact – (con tact) – again…what he lacks
- contemplate – (con template) – what he’s borrowed from Hitler, Mussolini,…
- contemporary – (con temporary) – his time in office… or on Earth
- contempt – (con temp.ed) – him using a thermometer
- contention – (con tension) – his frustration at ‘pushback’
- contest – (con test) – his initial, second, third, … tariff plan
- contort – (con tort) – his ‘all-too-often’ conduct
- contract – (con tract) – Mara Lago
- contraction – (con traction) – what his narratives lack
- contribute – (con tribute) – his 34 counts
- contrite – (con trite) his old, tired sayings
- contrivance – (“con…try Vance”) – a suggestion by others for his running-mate
- control – (con troll) – an apt description
- control tower – (con troll tower) – a.k.a. Trump Tower
- controlling interest – (con trolling interest) – him feigning curiosity on-line
- contuse – (con two’s) – for his mother: a terrible time in his childhood
- convener – (con veiner) – a German description of his manhood
- converge – (con verge) – May 29 of 2024
- conversed – (con versed) – his ability to commit felonies
- conversion – (con version) – his take on what happened
- convex – (con vex) – things that bother him
- convocation – (con vocation) – his real estate career
